Hockey joke: A hockey joke that only a Canadian could appreciate.
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck.
A reporter strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. “Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a Leafs fan,” the little hero replied.
“Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were” said the reporter and he starts again. “Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,” he continued writing in his notebook.
“I’m not a Jays fan either,” the boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team do you root for?” the reporter asked
“I’m a Montreal Canadiens fan.” the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,”Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
